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Friday, January 12, 2007

Things I wish I could bet on....


1) Time until Jimmy Clausen has his first arrest on the Notre Dame campus. (My bet: September)

2) What Jimmy Clausen will be charged with on his first arrest (Smart money is on underage drinking, but I like pot possession.)

3) Time until O. J. Mayo is compared with Harold Miner by Dick Vitale. (Any time now.)

4) Time until Justin Timberlake gets back from Britney. Need to ask Wifey on this one.

5) Time until the NFL person who hired Prince for the Superbowl halftime show is fired.

6) First member of "The hills" to do porn. Smart money is on Heidi, but don't put it past Jason. Also, Breanna Conrad could be a good sleeper as well to get out of LC's shadow.


7) Time until my wife slaps me, the next time I drop Breanna Conrad in the Alphabet game.


more to come...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

why are you so obsessed with Breanna? she's such a whiny twat.

Mrs. J said...

It would be an insult to all Justin Timberlake fans if he got back together with that trailer park country bumpkin Britney Spears. Clearly you cannot buy class or style. Maybe ScarJo next? I like Jessica Alba...